All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly. For the best fit, we recommend measuring a similar garment you already own.
Unisex Size Guide
| Size | Chest (inches) |
|---|---|
| S | 35-37" |
| M | 38-40" |
| L | 41-43" |
| XL | 44-46" |
| 2XL | 47-49" |
Note: All our garments use premium DTF printing. Sizes are UK standard.
RM Studio Print
Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt – I'm Not Always Sarcastic, Sometimes I'm Asleep Tee
Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt – I'm Not Always Sarcastic, Sometimes I'm Asleep Tee
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Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | I'm Not Always Sarcastic, Sometimes I'm Asleep
For the ones who run on sarcasm... until nap time. This 100% cotton funny sarcastic t-shirt features a bold paint-splatter design with the quote everyone who knows you will immediately recognise: “I’m not always sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.” DTF printed in vivid colour so it hits exactly as hard as the punchline.
Wear your humour. Own your mood.
For Sarcasm Lovers, Night Owls, and Everyone in Between
This humour t-shirt UK is for anyone whose attitude runs 24/7 — unless they’re sleeping. It’s a slogan tee UK that gets an instant reaction, whether you’re wearing it out or gifting it to that one person who absolutely needs it. Available in Black and White, men’s and women’s fits, sizes S to 2XL.
The Gift for the Person Who Has an Answer for Everything
You know exactly who this is for. This funny graphic t-shirt UK is the kind of novelty t-shirt UK that gets worn, gets laughed at, and gets worn again. Bold design, quality print, and a message that speaks for itself.
🎯 Front or Back Print?
Your call. Just pop your preference in the Order Special Instructions box at checkout and we’ll sort it.
💬 Why Our Prints Are Different
- High-res DTF printing — vivid colour, sharp detail, no cracking
- Every shirt rests 24 hours after printing so the ink properly bonds
- The result is a finish that stays bold wash after wash
We take 1–3 working days to prep your order — worth the wait.
🧼 How to Wash It
- Turn it inside out before washing
- Machine wash cold — max 30°C
- No bleach, no strong detergents
- Don’t tumble dry
- Don’t dry clean
- Keep the iron off the print
📧 Any Questions?
Drop us an email at info@rmstudioprint.com — we’re always happy to help.
